Gifts for New Plant Owners

Someone in your life has just bought their first pothos and is checking it twice a day. This is a delicate window. They are extremely enthusiastic and have not yet lost anything, and the correct gift acknowledges the enthusiasm without tempting fate.

Avoid the dead-plant jokes for now — save those for month eight, when they will be genuinely funny. Go with the founding logo or something practical instead. The tote is a good call, because they are about to start making regular trips they did not previously make.