Father's Day Gifts for Plant Dads

Father's Day lands in June, which is peak season for a man standing in a garden holding a hose and explaining something nobody asked about. It is the single best-timed occasion in the catalog, and the Plant Father Of The Year collection exists more or less entirely for it.

One practical note: everything here is printed to order rather than pulled off a shelf, so build in time. Ordering in the last week of May is comfortable. Ordering the week before is optimistic in exactly the way that gets plants killed.