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Tank Tops

For the part of the year when the plant room is genuinely too warm.

Two cuts. The classic is a straight unisex tank with bound armholes that hold their shape. The premium is trimmer and softer with a slightly deeper armhole. Neither is a cutoff — the armholes are cut for actually wearing in public.

Choosing between them

The Cuts

Tank: Standard unisex tank. Straight body, medium armhole — not a cutoff. For July in the plant room, when the hoodie is a distant memory.
Premium Tank: Trimmer through the body with a marginally deeper armhole. The nicer tank. Worth it if you actually live in tanks.

Available now

10 Options

Across 8 designs, from $21.99.

Plant Father Of The Year

Classic Tank Top

Original Logo

Classic Tank Top

Hot Plant Father Summer

Classic Tank Top

Matt Urban Marketing

Classic Tank Top

All My Plants Are Dead

Classic Tank Top

I Am Your Plant Father

Classic Tank Top

Big Leaf Energy

Premium Tank Top

Plant Father Of The Year

Premium Tank Top

Springtime Plant Father Vibes

Premium Tank Top

Original Logo

Premium Tank Top

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