Unisex Premium Pullover Hoodie
$51.99View →
All My Plants Are Dead
Classic Tank Top
$22.99
Buy on Spring →Printed to order. Sizing, colorways and checkout are handled by Spring, who also handle shipping.
- Fabric
- Light cotton jersey with bound armholes and neck that won't curl.
- Fit
- Standard unisex tank. Straight body, medium armhole — not a cutoff.
- Care
- Cold wash, hang dry. Keeps the binding flat.
About this design
This is the one people stop you about. It is not a joke at the expense of plants — it is a joke at the expense of the person wearing it, which is why it works. Everyone who has ever bought a fiddle-leaf fig knows exactly how this story ends, and wearing the ending out loud is funnier than pretending otherwise.
It has been the best-selling design in the catalog since 2020 and it is the reason most people find this store. On the dark colorways the type reads clean from across a room; on the lighter ones it sits softer and gets read up close, usually by someone who then tells you about their own dead monstera.
About this garment
For July in the plant room, when the hoodie is a distant memory.
Light cotton jersey with bound armholes and neck that won't curl.
