Unisex Classic Pullover Hoodie
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All My Plants Are Dead
Unisex Premium Pullover Hoodie
$51.99
Buy on Spring →Printed to order. Sizing, colorways and checkout are handled by Spring, who also handle shipping.
- Fabric
- Ring-spun cotton/poly fleece, roughly 8.5 oz. Brushed soft on the inside, smooth face on the outside so the print sits crisp.
- Fit
- Unisex and true to size, cut a little roomier through the body than the classic. Take your normal size unless you want it oversized, then size up once.
- Care
- Cold wash inside out, tumble low. The fleece keeps its loft for years if you skip the hot dryer.
About this design
This is the one people stop you about. It is not a joke at the expense of plants — it is a joke at the expense of the person wearing it, which is why it works. Everyone who has ever bought a fiddle-leaf fig knows exactly how this story ends, and wearing the ending out loud is funnier than pretending otherwise.
It has been the best-selling design in the catalog since 2020 and it is the reason most people find this store. On the dark colorways the type reads clean from across a room; on the lighter ones it sits softer and gets read up close, usually by someone who then tells you about their own dead monstera.
About this garment
The heaviest thing in the catalog. Genuine winter weight — greenhouse in February, not a chilly office.
Ring-spun cotton/poly fleece, roughly 8.5 oz. Brushed soft on the inside, smooth face on the outside so the print sits crisp.
