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All My Plants Are Dead
Classic Long Sleeve Tee
$25.99
Buy on Spring →Printed to order. Sizing, colorways and checkout are handled by Spring, who also handle shipping.
Best price. This one comes in a few versions — $25.99 is the lowest we found.
- Fabric
- Mid-weight jersey cotton, roughly 5.3 oz, with rib-knit cuffs.
- Fit
- Standard unisex, straight body, sleeves cut full length rather than cropped at the wrist.
- Care
- Cold wash, tumble low. Turn inside out to keep the print from catching on everything else in the drum.
About this design
This is the one people stop you about. It is not a joke at the expense of plants — it is a joke at the expense of the person wearing it, which is why it works. Everyone who has ever bought a fiddle-leaf fig knows exactly how this story ends, and wearing the ending out loud is funnier than pretending otherwise.
It has been the best-selling design in the catalog since 2020 and it is the reason most people find this store. On the dark colorways the type reads clean from across a room; on the lighter ones it sits softer and gets read up close, usually by someone who then tells you about their own dead monstera.
About this garment
Shoulder season workhorse. Layers under the crewneck without bunching.
Mid-weight jersey cotton, roughly 5.3 oz, with rib-knit cuffs.
