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All My Plants Are Dead
Next Level 3600 Ring-Spun Tee
$24.99
Buy on Spring →Printed to order. Sizing, colorways and checkout are handled by Spring, who also handle shipping.
Best price. This one comes in a few versions — $24.99 is the lowest we found.
- Fabric
- 4.3 oz combed ring-spun cotton. Light, fine-knit, and the softest tee we press on.
- Fit
- Modern and fitted through the chest and shoulder with a slightly longer body. Size up for a relaxed fit.
- Care
- Cold wash inside out, tumble low or hang. Light fabric, so it dries fast.
About this design
This is the one people stop you about. It is not a joke at the expense of plants — it is a joke at the expense of the person wearing it, which is why it works. Everyone who has ever bought a fiddle-leaf fig knows exactly how this story ends, and wearing the ending out loud is funnier than pretending otherwise.
It has been the best-selling design in the catalog since 2020 and it is the reason most people find this store. On the dark colorways the type reads clean from across a room; on the lighter ones it sits softer and gets read up close, usually by someone who then tells you about their own dead monstera.
About this garment
The best-drape option and where the widest color range lives.
4.3 oz combed ring-spun cotton. Light, fine-knit, and the softest tee we press on.
