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Shop/I Am Your Plant Father/Ring-Spun Tee
I Am Your Plant Father
Next Level 3600 Ring-Spun Tee
$24.99
Buy on Spring →Printed to order. Sizing, colorways and checkout are handled by Spring, who also handle shipping.
- Fabric
- 4.3 oz combed ring-spun cotton. Light, fine-knit, and the softest tee we press on.
- Fit
- Modern and fitted through the chest and shoulder with a slightly longer body. Size up for a relaxed fit.
- Care
- Cold wash inside out, tumble low or hang. Light fabric, so it dries fast.
About this design
A declaration of paternity over something that cannot consent, argue, or leave. The joke lands because the confidence is entirely unearned — the plant is fine, but it is fine largely by accident, and everyone involved knows it.
This one does particularly well as a gift, because it lets someone else make the claim on your behalf. It is the design most often bought by a partner, which tells you something about how the claim is received at home.
About this garment
The best-drape option and where the widest color range lives.
4.3 oz combed ring-spun cotton. Light, fine-knit, and the softest tee we press on.
