Unisex Classic Pullover Hoodie
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Shop/I Am Your Plant Father/Crewneck
I Am Your Plant Father
Unisex Classic Crewneck Sweatshirt
$34.99
Buy on Spring →Printed to order. Sizing, colorways and checkout are handled by Spring, who also handle shipping.
- Fabric
- Cotton-rich fleece with ribbed cuffs and hem that hold their shape through the wash.
- Fit
- Classic unisex crew. Sits close at the shoulder, straight through the body, no hood bulk.
- Care
- Cold wash inside out, tumble low. Reshape the cuffs while damp if you're precious about it.
About this design
A declaration of paternity over something that cannot consent, argue, or leave. The joke lands because the confidence is entirely unearned — the plant is fine, but it is fine largely by accident, and everyone involved knows it.
This one does particularly well as a gift, because it lets someone else make the claim on your behalf. It is the design most often bought by a partner, which tells you something about how the claim is received at home.
About this garment
The one that looks deliberate over a collar. Reads less weekend than a hoodie.
Cotton-rich fleece with ribbed cuffs and hem that hold their shape through the wash.
