All My Plants Are Dead
Unisex Classic Pullover Hoodie
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Hoodies
Two weights, every design. The premium runs heavier and warmer; the classic is the everyday one.
A hoodie is what most people mean when they say they want the merch. We press every design onto both weights, so the only real decision is how warm you want to be. If you garden in an unheated space between October and March, take the premium. Otherwise the classic is the one you'll reach for.
Choosing between them
The Cuts
- Premium Hoodie
- Unisex and true to size, cut a little roomier through the body than the classic. Take your normal size unless you want it oversized, then size up once. The heaviest thing in the catalog. Genuine winter weight — greenhouse in February, not a chilly office.
- Hoodie
- Standard unisex. Straight through the body with a slightly shorter drop than the premium. The default hoodie. If you're not sure which one you want, this is the one you want.
Available now
10 Options
Across 8 designs, from $38.99.
Plant Father Of The Year
Unisex Classic Pullover Hoodie
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Springtime Plant Father Vibes
Unisex Classic Pullover Hoodie
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Original Logo
Unisex Classic Pullover Hoodie
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I Am Your Plant Father
Unisex Classic Pullover Hoodie
$39.99View →
Limited Edition Ocean Wok
Unisex Classic Pullover Hoodie
$39.99View →
Big Leaf Energy
Unisex Premium Pullover Hoodie
$44.99View →
Original Logo
Unisex Premium Pullover Hoodie
$44.99View →
Auntie Jo Winter Collection
Unisex Premium Pullover Hoodie
$44.99View →
All My Plants Are Dead
Unisex Premium Pullover Hoodie
$51.99View →