Socks

Printed toe to cuff rather than a small logo at the ankle, which is why they're funnier than they have any right to be. Cushioned underfoot and ribbed at the cuff, so they survive being worn for actual gardening.

Full-coverage printing is the whole joke. A logo at the ankle is a subtle accessory; a design running the entire length of the sock is a decision, and it reads as one every time the wearer sits down or crosses their legs.

Practically: crew height hits mid-calf, which is the right length for boots on a wet morning, and the ribbed cuff is tight enough to stay up through an afternoon of squatting over beds. The cushioned sole matters more than it sounds — gardening involves a lot of standing on hard surfaces in a greenhouse or on a patio.