Christmas Gifts for Plant Lovers

December is the honest season for this catalog. The plants are struggling, the light is gone, and everyone with a north-facing window is quietly watching something decline. Winter weight sells because winter is when the joke is most true.

For stockings, the mugs and socks do the work. For the actual gift, the premium pullover hoodie is the heaviest thing here and the one that gets worn from November through March. Order in the first week of December; made-to-order printing plus holiday carriers is not a combination to gamble on.