Unisex Premium Pullover Hoodie
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All My Plants Are Dead
Unisex Classic Crewneck Sweatshirt
$32.99
Buy on Spring →Printed to order. Sizing, colorways and checkout are handled by Spring, who also handle shipping.
Best price. This one comes in a few versions — $32.99 is the lowest we found.
- Fabric
- Cotton-rich fleece with ribbed cuffs and hem that hold their shape through the wash.
- Fit
- Classic unisex crew. Sits close at the shoulder, straight through the body, no hood bulk.
- Care
- Cold wash inside out, tumble low. Reshape the cuffs while damp if you're precious about it.
About this design
This is the one people stop you about. It is not a joke at the expense of plants — it is a joke at the expense of the person wearing it, which is why it works. Everyone who has ever bought a fiddle-leaf fig knows exactly how this story ends, and wearing the ending out loud is funnier than pretending otherwise.
It has been the best-selling design in the catalog since 2020 and it is the reason most people find this store. On the dark colorways the type reads clean from across a room; on the lighter ones it sits softer and gets read up close, usually by someone who then tells you about their own dead monstera.
About this garment
The one that looks deliberate over a collar. Reads less weekend than a hoodie.
Cotton-rich fleece with ribbed cuffs and hem that hold their shape through the wash.
