Unisex Classic Pullover Hoodie
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Shop/I Am Your Plant Father/Long Sleeve
I Am Your Plant Father
Classic Long Sleeve Tee
$25.99
Buy on Spring →Printed to order. Sizing, colorways and checkout are handled by Spring, who also handle shipping.
- Fabric
- Mid-weight jersey cotton, roughly 5.3 oz, with rib-knit cuffs.
- Fit
- Standard unisex, straight body, sleeves cut full length rather than cropped at the wrist.
- Care
- Cold wash, tumble low. Turn inside out to keep the print from catching on everything else in the drum.
About this design
A declaration of paternity over something that cannot consent, argue, or leave. The joke lands because the confidence is entirely unearned — the plant is fine, but it is fine largely by accident, and everyone involved knows it.
This one does particularly well as a gift, because it lets someone else make the claim on your behalf. It is the design most often bought by a partner, which tells you something about how the claim is received at home.
About this garment
Shoulder season workhorse. Layers under the crewneck without bunching.
Mid-weight jersey cotton, roughly 5.3 oz, with rib-knit cuffs.
