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Auntie Jo Winter Collection

For the one relative whose plants inexplicably thrive.

2 ways to wear it. Every size, color and fit for this design, all in one place — from $25.99.

Every family has one. She does not use grow lights, does not check the pH, does not appear to water on any schedule at all, and her plants are enormous. Nobody can explain it. She will tell you she just talks to them, which is not an explanation.

Winter weight only — a premium pullover hoodie and a classic long sleeve — because that is the season in which the rest of us lose plants and she does not.

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2 Garments

Every one has full sizing, fabric and care details before you buy.

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