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Original Logo
The founding crest. Est. 2020.
8 ways to wear it. Every size, color and fit for this design, all in one place — from $18.99.
The crest the whole thing started with, in 2020, before any of it was a catalog. It is the quiet one — no punchline, no declaration, just the mark. People who have been here since the beginning tend to buy this one.
It has the deepest size range in the catalog, running from a kids premium tee up through the premium pullover hoodie, which makes it the design to pick when you're buying for more than one person at once.
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8 Garments
Every one has full sizing, fabric and care details before you buy.
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All My Plants Are Dead
The flagship confession. Worn by people who mean it.
- Premium Hoodie
- Hoodie
- Crewneck
- Long Sleeve
- Ring-Spun Tee
- Comfort Tee
- Tank
- Mug
I Am Your Plant Father
Said with authority. Backed by no evidence.
- Hoodie
- Crewneck
- Long Sleeve
- Ring-Spun Tee
- Tank
Big Leaf Energy
Confidence disproportionate to horticultural ability.
- Premium Hoodie
- Long Sleeve
- Comfort Tee
- Premium Tank
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