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Plant Father Of The Year
Self-nominated. Unopposed. Uncontested for four years running.
7 ways to wear it. Every size, color and fit for this design, all in one place — from $14.99.
An award with no committee, no ceremony and no other nominees. The recipient nominated himself, counted the votes himself, and has retained the title every year since by the simple method of not holding another vote.
This is the widest spread in the catalog — it runs from tees all the way through to socks and a mug, which makes it the easiest design to build an actual gift around rather than just buying one shirt.
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The flagship confession. Worn by people who mean it.
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I Am Your Plant Father
Said with authority. Backed by no evidence.
- Hoodie
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- Long Sleeve
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- Tank
Big Leaf Energy
Confidence disproportionate to horticultural ability.
- Premium Hoodie
- Long Sleeve
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