@Plant_FathersEst. 2020

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Plant Father Of The Year

Self-nominated. Unopposed. Uncontested for four years running.

7 ways to wear it. Every size, color and fit for this design, all in one place — from $14.99.

An award with no committee, no ceremony and no other nominees. The recipient nominated himself, counted the votes himself, and has retained the title every year since by the simple method of not holding another vote.

This is the widest spread in the catalog — it runs from tees all the way through to socks and a mug, which makes it the easiest design to build an actual gift around rather than just buying one shirt.

Available on

7 Garments

Every one has full sizing, fabric and care details before you buy.


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8 things to wear

All My Plants Are Dead

The flagship confession. Worn by people who mean it.

  • Premium Hoodie
  • Hoodie
  • Crewneck
  • Long Sleeve
  • Ring-Spun Tee
  • Comfort Tee
  • Tank
  • Mug
5 things to wear

I Am Your Plant Father

Said with authority. Backed by no evidence.

  • Hoodie
  • Crewneck
  • Long Sleeve
  • Ring-Spun Tee
  • Tank
5 things to wear

Big Leaf Energy

Confidence disproportionate to horticultural ability.

  • Premium Hoodie
  • Long Sleeve
  • Comfort Tee
  • Premium Tank
  • Onesie